WORDS TO LIVE BY:

"Real World Marathons are evil - I wasted an entire
Sunday once watching Hawaii, and got nothing out of
it but a severe case of feeling "dirty."
-Cathey Flickinger

Cool site where you can ask the cast of Friends questions!!!

This is a real bio from a girl I went to high school with. For some strange reason I have the feeling she lives in a double wide.

"I attended WBC for 2 years, met my wonderful husband and
married in June 1997. We were blessed with the birth of our
twins in May of 1998. A boy and A girl, healthy and active. I am
enjoying being a stay at home mommy, while my husband is
pursuing a career in law enforcement. We are living a very
happy life in Central Oregon."

Way cool sites!!
http://www.sodaplay.com/constructor/index.htm
http://www.xs4all.nl/~elout/loise/
www.mediaboy.net

I am sitting here eating some Pepe's Hot n' Spicy Pork Rinds. I turn over the package to read the ingredients, and the first item is PORK RINDS!! If I knew what pork rinds are (which I do) I wouldn't be looking at the ingredients list in the first place!!

I thought I was going to DIE! I took a bite out of a candy. To find it was the most vile gross taste known. So I tryed to swallow it fast. Well it was gummy so a chunk got stuck in my teeth. So there I was DYING and couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. What did I ever do to deserve this?

Here is a little Genoisum to live by: Being sick sucks!

Merry X-Mas!!! Just so you know a iMac on a DSL line ROCKS MY WORLD!!!

The Magic 8-ball said "It is certain"
The Book of Answers said "It is sure to make things interesting" hhmmm?

Question of the day: How long has it been since you were in a dogpile?

4 Day weekends Rock!!

Trying to design a new look for my page. And I am have a problem coming up with something that fits just how fab I am!!

92% of all men think midgets are funny. Thanks Man Show!!

I love this Matrix layout. Take the red pill Neo! The RED PILL!!

So this is all Maggie's fault!! I am all pumped up to have my own blogger, and of course I have no idea what to type. Damn you Maggie!!