It is 4 o'clock and all is sort of well.
I am a ball of nerves, and I just want to
go home and lay down. But of course I moved
all my furniture around so my place is a mess.
Will it ever end?
Wednesday, January 31, 2001
I am a ball of nerves, and I just want to
go home and lay down. But of course I moved
all my furniture around so my place is a mess.
Will it ever end?
"Note to self:
When picking the jeans that you wore yesterday up from the floor
in preparation for putting them on today,
check to see that the underwear you were also wearing
yesterday are no longer in them...
BEFORE YOU PUT THEM ON."
To funny, thanks Maggeh
I am starting to read a book called:
The Abortion:An Historical Romance 1966, by Richard Brautigan
At the bottom of the book is has a strange sentence saying:
This novel is about the romantic possibilites of
a public library in California.
Tuesday, January 30, 2001
OK people listen up!!! It is lunch time.
People are out of the office, why are you calling?!!
Sorry need to vent!
Wow doesn't this guy have anything else better to do
then base a whole site on fights with his girlfriend?
Thanks Maggeh
Monday, January 29, 2001
Sorry! My blogger may seem messy!
But I am working on a new design!!
WOO HOO!! new look for the Disenchanted Prince!
This is a old one but I still love it!
Stress Management:
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp,
cool, mountain air. The trees are gently rustling their leaves. No one
knows your secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world".
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of
serenity. The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the
water...
There now.....feeling better?.....
Thursday, January 25, 2001
According to www.popbitch.com
And I quote:
"Ricky Martin has approached Barry Manilow about recording
a version of Copacabana. This will be the best record in the
history of the world. Ever."
And I agree!!
Wednesday, January 24, 2001
Tuesday, January 23, 2001
This girl rocks! What a Great Quote!:
"And So it begins.
He's wasted no time tackling the pregnant part; fortunately, the
barefoot part will be considerably more complicated. Judging
from my closet alone, there'll be a awful lot of shoes to
confiscate, and he's only got four years."
-Thanks Elise Tomek!
Monday, January 22, 2001
Oh the fun of shopping outside of the city!:
On sat. William and I went in search of a Britney Spears shirt.
We finally found one at the Emeryville K-Mart. This K-Mart is in
the middle of closing down. It was totaly out of control. There
was product on the floor, and half the store was empty. People were
at their finest. I swear I heard a women yell behind her to her kids.
"Leave little Suzie behind, she is to slow!" Poor little Suzie.
Friday, January 19, 2001
Thursday, January 18, 2001
This is a Bio for a guy I went to High School with.
This is the complete Bio:
"growing older and poorer as the years go by. fell on hard times."
Tuesday, January 16, 2001
WARNING!!!!:
If you know anyone how has this cold/flu thing.
Stay away from them at all costs. I was in bed for three days!
So just watch out!
Friday, January 12, 2001
This cold/flu bug going around is HARD core!!
I don't normally get sick that much but this has me on my ass.
Thursday, January 11, 2001
I am thinking about writing a book about my life.
for soul purpose of finding out at what point in my life,
did I loss my shame?
Best email signature EVER:(thank Michael)
Amy adored both her new look and the new person it allowed her to be. Following
the photo shoot, she wore her fake bruises to the dry cleaner and grocery store.
Most people looked nervously away, but on the rare occasion someone would ask
what happened, she would smile as brightly as possible, saying, "Im in love.
Can you believe it? I'm finally, totally in love, and I feel great."-David
Sedaris
Wednesday, January 10, 2001
On the side of a box of Hot Tamales it states
"America's Favorite Cinnamon Candy". But thinking back do they really have any competition?
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
and cackling, telling me, "...You're next!"
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
I normally would never post porn type stuff on here but this story is FUNNY! I got a subscription to a magazine called Unzipped.
Well I got my first issue today. But not before it was delivered to one of my neighbors first. It was neatly place at my door this morning. I wonder who got it first, the 70 year old Asian couple,
the 20 something raver girl, Or the 50-year-old hippie guy whose apartment smells of pot every time you walk by.
I guess I will Know if I run into someone who lives in the building and they turn and run away!
Tuesday, January 09, 2001
Coolest thing ever!!!
If for any reason you want to get me one, HEY I am game!
Thanks for the link Maggie
Monday, January 08, 2001
I have a simple question to ask:
Why do we always want what we can not have,
but once we have it we are all "whatever".
And off on to the next thing we can not have?
I really enjoy reading email that are written as if the person was speaking. I hate email that just are one big paragraph. Hello do you talk like that. I don't thinks so! people speak with lots of pauses and a whole lot of ummms...
Thursday, January 04, 2001
Random Really Cool Thing!!!
If you bought the CD Kid A from Radiohead that doesn't have the booklet
attached you may want to take the CD out and check behind the CD holder.
The first few pressings of the CD they hid a secret booklet behind the CD holder.
If yours doesn't contain that booklet you can view it here!
Wednesday, January 03, 2001
Interesting...
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over
500 employees with the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse.
7 have been arrested for fraud.
19 have been accused of writing bad checks.
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses.
3 have been arrested for assault.
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.
8 have been arrested for shoplifting.
21 are current defendants in lawsuits.
In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up?
It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. The same group that
perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to
keep us in line.
This was sent to me by a friend* from high school. It was printed in the Oregonian. (The leading Oregon newspaper) It is about the difference between Albany (The town I grew up in) and nearby Corvallis. (cool college town the home of OSU) Now this two town hold a similar relationship as San Francisco (played by Corvallis) and Oakland (played by Albany). This is really funny if you are from a small town you most likely know some just like the gentlemen they quote! Enjoy!
'Yet the truth is, the two cities are starkly divergent. Albany and
Corvallis have as much in common as the annual Albany Timber Carnival
- a brawny celebration of muscle, grit and man's domination over
inert objects as trees - and Corvallis' yearly da Vinci Days - a
mellow wine and cheese-tasting gala celebrating art, science, and
mental gymnastics.
The contrast is plain to most everyone in Albany and Corvallis. Just
ask Kenneth Justus, 79, an Albany resident since 1952, whether he
would ever live in Corvallis?
"Heck, no," the retired truck driver said, shaking his head. "No way.
It's too different. I don't even go there unless I have to."
He's comfortable among his Albany bretheren, which he said are a
"lunch-bucket crowd. We're the working men over here. I don't know
what they do over there."
*So my friend from high school wants to start a band called Albany Bretheren!
This was sent to me by a friend* from high school. It was printed in the Oregonian. (The leading Oregon newspaper) It is about the difference between Albany (The town I grew up in) and nearby Corvallis. (cool college town the home of OSU) Now this two town hold a similar relationship as San Francisco (played by Corvallis) and Oakland (played by Albany). This is really funny if you are from a small town you most likely know some just like the gentlemen they quote! Enjoy!
'Yet the truth is, the two cities are starkly divergent. Albany and
Corvallis have as much in common as the annual Albany Timber Carnival
- a brawny celebration of muscle, grit and man's domination over
inert objects as trees - and Corvallis' yearly da Vinci Days - a
mellow wine and cheese-tasting gala celebrating art, science, and
mental gymnastics.
The contrast is plain to most everyone in Albany and Corvallis. Just
ask Kenneth Justus, 79, an Albany resident since 1952, whether he
would ever live in Corvallis?
"Heck, no," the retired truck driver said, shaking his head. "No way.
It's too different. I don't even go there unless I have to."
He's comfortable among his Albany bretheren, which he said are a
"lunch-bucket crowd. We're the working men over here. I don't know
what they do over there."
*So my friend from high school wants to start a band called Albany Bretheren!