Wednesday, February 28, 2001
I feel like total shit today! Didn't get much sleep.
So if any one wants to send me flower!! he he he.
Tuesday, February 27, 2001
This is quite a site!
And The Bride Wore...
Check out "Dear Wedding Lady--My butt isn't big enough..."
To Funny!
Monday, February 26, 2001
Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, was the #1 song in the US
the day I was born!
Thanks stuff and stuff
Listening to a person hum for hours on end.
Makes a person want to become the hum song serial killer.
It is only 10:14am and I could use a Cosmo
Ok SafeWeb is great and all,
but I went to do some changes on my templete on Blogger.
And what do I find but SafeWeb has put in it's own
code in every link!!! What is up with that. Every link I have on my home page was first
referencing SafeWeb and then going to the
orignial link. SO ANGRY!!! Spent 30 min. to fix it!
About the below:
Check out,
Strange and Obsessive Things I Did as a Kid.
I now know I wasn't as strange of a child as I once thought!
Wow I got up Sat. morning and did laundry!
What is up with that? At my age aren't I not
to get out of bed on Sat. till like 1:00pm at
the earlyest. Because I have been out all
the night before?
But at least I have clean clothing!
Friday, February 23, 2001
Enjoy the silence.
I am in a state of inability to type anything anyone but my
mother or my shrink would care to read about!
Thursday, February 22, 2001
Tuesday, February 20, 2001
Ok this e-mail moment is brought to you by
Mark Frauenfelder at Boing Boing
It is so great it gets it own page!
Ok could this last weekend be any longer?
I didn't really do much, stayed at home a lot.
Watched to much Home and Garden TV
(I now know how to build a deck without nails)
And now I am sick. Oh the fun!
Thursday, February 15, 2001
Bad news all!
JLo and Puffy have split, good news it that
this is where I move in. And amazingly the
move in is for JLo.
Wednesday, February 14, 2001
Tuesday, February 13, 2001
Very cool tech stuff:
You can use safeWeb to hide from employers, friends,
boy/girl friends what websites you are visiting.
If you notice in my left nav bar, right below
the blogger grapic is a little E-motion.
It is so you will all know on that day, how
I am feeling. Isn't that just the cutest?!
Thanks Booboolina
The person you are today and the person
you were over the weekend are two separate people.
Thanks Amit
Monday, February 12, 2001
I love The Onion!
Woman Panics After Accidentally Getting Into Exact-Change Lane.
DES PLAINES, IL-- Motorist Gloria Eckstrom, 64, panicked Monday
after accidentally entering an I-90 toll-booth lane explicitly marked
"Exact Change Only." "Oh, my goodness," said Eckstrom, the
flow of traffic carrying her toward a basket into which she would
soon be expected to toss 40 cents. "I'm in the wrong lane."
Eckstrom was able to merge into a nearby "Manual" lane at the last
possible moment, averting disaster.
The Machiavelli answer to:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was.
Quote of the day:
"Frenchmen are happy to die for love,
are willing to fight in duels.
But I don't want that kind of man,
I want one that buys me expensive jewelry.
-Saks Fifth Ave. window display
Children's Books You Will Never See:
You were a accident.
The little sissy who snitched.
How to dress sexxy for grownups.
Katy was so bad her mom stopped loving her.
Garfield gets feline leukemia.
Daddy drinks because you cry.
You are different and that's bad.
WOW What a email moment, sort of long but well worth it!:
Last night, I was wandering around with some friends. We got stuck in the
rain and ducked into the first bar we could find, which happened to be the
Mint, which happened to be doing karaoke when we walked in.
The karaoke was mostly the uneventful, bad drunken singing sort, except
there was this portly, vomit crusted Elvis wandering around the bar.
Nobody paid him much notice (it's funny how you develop selective vision
in this town). He got up to sing his number, we figured it would be an
Elvis number, of course.
The song started benignly enough. Just an apparently drunk, sort of tragic
Elvis act. But as he went on, he started stripping. He lost his jacket and
shirt, which didn't really phase anyone. Then he let his pants start
sliding to the floor. Then, "Elvis" was singing stark naked in front of
the entire bar. At this point, he pulled out a glass, pissed in it, and
took a swig from it. The crowd groaned in unison, the manager panicked,
and had the guy 86'd pronto. As they were 86'ing him, the crowd applauded.
How could you not?
I'm not sure what was funnier, the surprised and grossed out reaction from
the crowd, or the manager's panicked reaction to the whole thing.
It's nice to see that San Francisco has not yet been completely sanitized
for your protection. Freaks can still show up to provide unexpected
entertainment in unlikely places, and that's a good thing.
Danger and Destruction all weekend!:
While in Oakland Sat. morning I saw a car accident.
They practically had to pry the person out with the jaws
of life.
Then on my way down Market st. I was a Muni bus the all
the windows had blown out and the inside charred.
I don't know exactly what was happening but fire and brimstone
was falling me around. (as it should)
Friday, February 09, 2001
So I took the Emode.com Are you Evil? test:
Overall I am very evil. Emode says Hell is holding a little room with my name on it.
I am very passive aggressive or so says Emode.
And my heart is blacker then Darth Vader's helmet.
A haiku inspired by the Guerrilla Queer Bar bus trip/ pub crawl
thru the east bay:
You… I… a taste of
Cherry, sucking on your Halls
makes vomit taste fade.
got to love it!
About the below blog,
I found out later his clothing was stolen!!
I will keep you informed if a ransom note shows up.
Post to Amit's Blogger so funny!!:
I get dumber each day.
At first, not too long ago, there was the Key-Locked-in-the-Car Incident. That was followed almost immediately by the ATM-Card-Left-in-the-Machine Dilemma. Soon, this was outdone by the Forgotten-Pot-on-the-Stove Situation (also referred to as the What's-That-Smell Episode.) And then there was the Door-Shut-and-Locked-Behind-Me Skirmish.
Tonight, I find myself bearing the Clothes-Left-in-the-Laundromat-Dryer-After-Closing-Hours Humiliation.
I swear this never used to happen. I'm dangerous now
Thanks Amit
Thursday, February 08, 2001
Wednesday, February 07, 2001
Tuesday, February 06, 2001
I so didn't have anything to do with any
pink popcorn I don't know what Bryan is
talking about!
(as I clean the pick popcorn mess off my own
keyboard)
I am reading the strangest book. It is called,
The Abortion by Richard Brautigan. It has a strange
story line what incradable well written. Here is a passage,
it is quite long but bear with me:
"Don't worry, I won't harm a brick on this library's head.
I'll treat your library like a child's birthday cake in a little
yellow box that I'm carrying home in my arms from the
bakery because carrying it by the string would be too risky.
"I've got to be careful of that dog up ahead. He might bite
me and I'd drop the cake. There, I'm past him. Good Dog.
"Oh, oh, there's a little lady coming toward me. Got to be
careful. She might have a heart attack and collapse in front
of me and I might trip over her body. I won't take my eyes
off her. there, she's passing me. Everything's going to be all
right. Your library is safe," Foster said
"...,"Vida said, laughing.
"Thank you, honey," Foster said.
"...," I said.
"I love this place," Foster said
"...," I said.
"I'll treat your patrons like saintly eggshells. I won't break one
of them," Foster said.
"...,"Vida said, laughing.
"Oh, honey, you're too nice," Foster said.
"...," I said.
I have made a discovery! People who were of the
age to be into 80's music when it was new. Seem
to get song's caught in thier head more often. I
hear people all the time that say "Oh I have some
Berlin song stuck in my head" or "I can't stop singing
Big Country". But I never hear a older person say "I can't get
A white sport coat and a pink carnation out of my head".
Monday, February 05, 2001
Ok I got this email from a str8 guy friend, while I
was at lunch. And this is the complete email.
"Did I make your toes curl ?"
Lyric of the day:
" He don't show much these days
it get so fucking cold
I loved his secret places
but I can't go anymore
"you change like sugarcane"
says my northern lad
I guess you go to far
when pianos try to be guitars"
- Tori Amos, Nothern Lad
OK lets start out this week with a good laugh.
And this is sure to do the trick!
Possible Children Theater Ideas
1.) Good Touch - Bad Touch LIVE!
2.) My Mommy's Girlfriend
3.) Never Too Early - Retirement Savings for Tots
4.) ...Like Bunnies - A Dance.
5.) Things To Do Instead of Crying
6.) Line of Control - The India/Pakistan Conflict Made Easy
7.) Silly Walks of Drunks
8.) Be Good or It's Cancer for You
9.) Candy is Dandy - Except fo Diabetics
10.) Cal - The Kitty That's High as a Kite
Thanks Bryan
Friday, February 02, 2001
Ok I just got off the phone with a women
that couldn't even remember her own name.
The she blamed it on having lunch with MSG in it.
I think there is a far deeper rooted problem!!
Went to 1984 (a club here in SF) last night,
it is getting so crowded. I got all hot and sweaty.
We stayed longer then we normally do on a school
night. Am super tired today and a little hung-over.
But it was so much fun, and danced, danced, and
danced. Good times!
How long and how hard do you think,
it would take a person to train themselves
to speak only in third person?
Geno thinks that might be a little hard!
A quote from the Guerrilla Queer Bar
Special Operations Manual, Chapter 1: Modus Operandi
"Guerrilla Queer Bar has a political side to it, but it's not the
purpose fo our existence. Often, by merely appearing at an otherwise
tidy-whitey venue, we make a casual political statement. As the San Francisco Bay
Guardian aptly put it, this can be paraphrased as "We're here, We're queer
And we want a little drink." We have fun. The people at the bars we invade
often have fun (althought many run for cover). In the process, we make an
unspoken statement by being ourselves and having fun in a environment that
wasn't specifically built for queer people."
Thursday, February 01, 2001
Quote #2 of the day:
Most people would consider Amalita
Eurotrash. I thought she was fun.
- Carrie Bradshaw
Quote of the day:
"What is the difference between a childs painting,
and someone who decides to paint like a child?"
- Patsy, Ab Fab
To Funny!:
"Minks are mean lilttle creatures.
Vicious horrible little animals who eat their own.
They're not like beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers.
I'd rather have a mink coat made from mean little critters
that are killed in a very nice way and treated nicely for their
short, mean lives so that I could keep warm."
- Actress Valerie Perrine
Thanks Bryan and Right On, America!