Tonight my main objective is to drag out my turn table, dust off my records.
I have found a boy that has that has a tuner for my to plug the sucker into.
Listening to records and eating Mac&Cheese. Life is good.
Friday, March 30, 2001
I have found a boy that has that has a tuner for my to plug the sucker into.
Listening to records and eating Mac&Cheese. Life is good.
Quotes from Maggeh's Bali Blog
2.14.01
"Bali is built for short people. While grocery shopping, I had to duck under the suspended promotional signs. One of them finally whacked me in the face. "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!" it screamed pinkly. Fab. Half way around the world and Hallmark is still beating me down."
2.20.01
"Monkeys take your camera, or your sunglasses, or your hat and won't give them back until you bring food to trade. Did you know this? Monkeys understand barter. Oh man, somewhere in the forest, they're sitting around a fire pit chipping arrowheads. We're screwed."
2.13.01
"China Airlines stewardesses happily attend to 300 cramped passengers over a 20-hour flight wearing pumps, a microscopic double-slit skirt, and a full face of makeup. Their uniforms are freshly pressed, their lipstick never wears off, and when they giggle they place one hand demurely over their mouths.
As one of them passed up the aisle making soothing checking-on-you sounds, I leapt up, grabbed her around the waist, and hefted her from the floor. Her petite automaton legs struggled uselessly in the air as my fingers played wildly up her spine. At last I found the windup key and wrested it from the back of her neck. I yanked it aloft triumphantly and shouted, "STEPFORD STEWARDESS!" My fellow passengers blinked at me over their vacuum-sealed chicken teriyaki. OK, maybe that's an exaggeration. Actually, I asked for orange juice with no ice. Please."
Thursday, March 29, 2001
Wednesday, March 28, 2001
For all those who havn't seen this. It is a must see!!
Dove getting pelted by a baseball
(not for the faint at heart)
Ok I live in Nob Hill and work near South Park in Soma (South of Market San Francisco)
Jack lives in Oakland across the bay. This morning it took me less time to take Bart
in from Oakland then it takes for me to walk to work from home. Go Figure!
Tuesday, March 27, 2001
Blogger Quote:
Who are these women who come to clubs wearing fishnets, come-hither skirts,
appropriately obvious tank tops, and... laptop bags? I know they didn't come from work,
so I have to wonder what the hell is in that bag that they must have with them at all times.
I watch as they order Cosmos and sway on the dance floor, trying their damndest to look
carefree and nonchalant. This effect is difficult to achieve, no matter how much body glitter
you've applied, when you're hunched under the weight of a 30 lb. bag.
It perplexes me, but I have theories. Perhaps this woman must carry a full arsenal of
concealer, base, blush creme, liner, lipstick, and shadow every time she goes out.
Maybe she has an alternate outfit stashed in there (say, some snow pants and ski boots
in case the weather turns). Maybe she thought it would be too risky to leave the severed human
head in her car. A little advice, ladies: lipstick, and $50 bucks fits in your pocket.
The head goes in your freezer.
Thanks Maggeh
WOO HOO! My buddy list on AIM at work just crossed the 100 line!
WAIT...
Should I really be excited about that? Or should I be afraid and run away from my
computer?
MUST STOP LAUGHING, MY SIDES HURT!
One morning, while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better
and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and
said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his package. With a death grip in place she said, "You know,
if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener,
the pool man, and your brother."
Thanks Dave
Monday, March 26, 2001
Paris vs. San Francsico:
In Paris the pigeons are afraid of people.
In San Francisco people are afraid of the pigeons!
WOO HOO!! New Blogger Alert.
Adam Brown's Blogger
Adam Brown's HomePage
But Adam is a busy boy so don't expect it to be updated often!
j/k
I got another CrushLink email! The hint was "The person's first name has 6 letters in it."
WHO IS IT? Who ever it is please email me! I am going crazy!
So tonight after work I am taking my pictures in from my trip to get developed.
I took a total of 294 pictures and Todd took 219.
That is a total of 513. That is a lot of pictures!
As soon as I get them all sorted I will post some on my site!
Friday, March 23, 2001
Thursday, March 22, 2001
Ok also from Gaurdian Unlimited:
How old are you?
Some people grow into it but some are just born old.
You were probably 74 from the day that you were born.
The Queen Mum is probably more your type,
than young William but who says you care.
It is no bad thing to be getting on a bit -
you have no pretensions to being young and -
let's face it - you probably get a kick out of
letting the (youthful) world go round without you.
What kind of teenager are you?
Golden child
Somehow the gawky, geeky side of being a teenager passed you by - y
ou are a contemporary of Prince William. Sure, the vast inherited wealth
has helped you to buy superior spot creams but you excel in social
pursuits as if it was your birthright. Everybody likes you (apart from social revolutionaries)
but be careful you don't end up burned out and recovering at a celebrity health farm.
Are you romantic?
You pay lip service to romance. But what do you really expect in return for that bunch of flowers?
And I don't believe a lick and it!
So I tood the Guardian Unlimited Are you a liar? Quiz.
And this is what it told me!:
You scored 19
The truth is out there ... not necessarily anywhere near you.
You're capable of being economical with the truth.
You don't like lying, but you're not going to lose sleep over it.
"And now here is my secret, a very simple secret:
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye."
- Le Petit Prince
PopBitch Quote
Since his acquittal, Puff Daddy's answerphone message has been
"God is the greatest. Thanks for all your prayers."
Tuesday, March 20, 2001
Ok So I am back and this is what I give you!
Watchout! Only Un-Pc People Who don't care about other feeling should view this!
9. Ways to make yourself the "fun guy" at the office.
Tuesday, March 13, 2001
I am posting this from The Cyber Cube on St. Germain in Paris!!
I am having soooo much fun here. But do miss home! Hope all is well back
in the States! And that you all are still alive when I get back! The shopping here
ROCKS!
Thursday, March 08, 2001
Ok so I am off to Paris! If you don't hear from me
just assume that I have to much to do and don't really care
for all my friends back home!
WOO HOO!!!
Ok so I am off to Paris! If you don't hear from me
just assume that I have to much to do and don't really care
for all my friends back home!
WOO HOO!!!
So I am off to Paris today!
I am pretty sure there is a internet
cafe close to my hotel. So I will try to
stay plugged as much as possible. If you don't
see any posts. I will be back on the 20th with
funny tales for my trip! Have a great week! And don't
do anything I wouldn't do. (which is nothing!)
Wednesday, March 07, 2001
Someone at Hostess loves me!
I found my fav. Hostess product, The rasberry filled
powder dounut. Up till now the only way to enjoy this
wonderful treat was to buy them in a large 10 pack.
Well No Longer!!! They now come in a fab. snack pack
which holds 2 of the wonderful white dounuts!
Tuesday, March 06, 2001
There was a book siting on the book exchange table in the lunch room at work.
Entitled Managing the Equity Factor OR "After All I've Done for You..."
Ok first of what a strange title, but the title wasn't what caught my eye. It was a
Post-It attached to the cover. That Post-It said:
Perhaps not the lamest assortment of useless psychobabble to be
published in the last century, but surely a contender!
So I am making my self read it!
If I were a cereal I would be named:
Lucky Sugarclusters!
That is according to Big Yellow Cereal
Thanks Booboolina
Monday, March 05, 2001
Friday, March 02, 2001
What is the point of making a appointment
for the Passport Agency. If that jsut mean that
you take a number and wait in line. To finally get up
to the damn window 30 min after your appointment time!
