Finally this day is over. I am going to go home have a glass of wine and take a nap.
Hoping to just sleep till morning.
Monday, April 30, 2001
Hoping to just sleep till morning.
On the horizon, I see a break down or a panic attack, something.
I just wish it would happen. So I could just move on!
Quote #3 of the day:
I guess you head he's gone to LA.
he says that behind my eyes I'm hiding,
and he tells me I pushed him away.
That my hearts been hard to find.
- Tori Amos
People came to my site looking for:
- all about jlo.
- britney's pepsi pictures.
- pretty stewardesses. (ok scary)
- short skirt gallery
Quote #2 of the day:
Sometimes I breathe you in, and I know you know.
And sometimes you take a swim, found your writing on my wall.
If my hearts soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess.
- Tori Amos
You know you are in California if:
- You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
- It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
- You can't remember... is pot legal?
- You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.
- You can't remember... is pot legal?
- A really great parking space can move you to tears.
- The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
- Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
- Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
- It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about "THE STORM!"
- Hey... is pot legal?
- Over 85% of the cities, towns, and/or streets start with San, Los, El, La, Santa, De La, De Los or Via.
- Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.
- A family of four owns six vehicles.
- Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over almost as soon as you realize what's happening.
- Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.
- Yeah, you're sure...? pot is legal.
Thanks Booboolina
It is Monday, my birthday is on Friday. And I am void of all feelings about anything.
Sort of sad. But not really, just scared all the sudden I am going to freak out about something.
And end up killing someone!
Friday, April 27, 2001
Thursday, April 26, 2001
God help me!!...
Today is "Bring Your Children To Work Day." I am going to have 15 kids swarming aroung me today!
Geno is not a happy camper!
Tuesday, April 24, 2001
People at work have been telling me it is hot out side. But I find that hard to trust,
for it is so COLD inside!!!
OMIGOD!!! My computer crashed and I was working on a huge spreedsheet.
And it didn't autosave anybut like 1/4 of it!!!! SO PISSED!
Monday, April 23, 2001
Random Chicken Jokes from Random Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road (According to):
Scully: It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Mac Chicken: Already Crossed the road, and waiting for Microsoft Chicken to catch up.
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
So my cordless phone at home died. I guess in the world of phone it takes a bit for phones
to figure out their are dead. It died on Thursday and on Sunday, I guess on it's way towards
the phone light at the end of the tunnel. It turned back as if to say "Geno needs me!!" And it started
working again.
So funny!!
From Zack - who runs gwbush.com
From: MichLogCabinReps@aol.com
To: info@gwbush.com
Your domain "logcabinrepublicans.com" infringes upon a registered trademark owned by the Log Cabin Republicans. You must stop using this trademark as your domain name immediately. Please reply to this note with a date on which you will cease using this domain.
Paul Wright
Log Cabin Republicans
National Board of Directors
RESPONSE
From: zack@gwbush.com
To: MichLogCabinReps@aol.com
Paul,
I have decided to grant your request for a reply to your note with a date on which I will cease using the domain in question: August 17, 2034.
However, my lawyers inform me that legal questions pertaining to the trademark holder of "Log Cabin Syrup" will have to be resolved before I will be able to hand over the domain name.
Zack Exley,
GWBush.com
Thanks Brian
Thursday, April 19, 2001
Wednesday, April 18, 2001
The Hoof And Mouth Panic:
Hoof and mouth disease is a major problem in Europe. What precautions
are being taken to prevent the spread of the disease here?
- Surgically removing hooves, mouths from all livestock.
- Interrogating cattle passing through U.S. customs regarding their intended business in the country.
- Getting cows to eat healthy, quit smoking.
- Requiring animals grazing in fields to wash hooves thoroughly before returning to barn.
- Banning importation of Cap'n Killarney's Olde Hoof 'N' Mouth Brisket.
- Urging nation's farmers to halt practice of tongue-kissing cows for good luck.
- Placing strict limitations on immigration from Huffenmauthia.
- Boiling all British beef until gray and flavorless, the way the British do.
Thanks to TheOnion
Last nights Buffy and Angel were everything they promised to be!
I even cried during Buffy. It was so sad. But then of course being that I
am aware that it is just a show. I started to think "Will they please just get
over this whole mom dying thing, and get back to the demi-god Glory?"
My Horoscope Today:
TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): Look beyond the immediate, adventure
and passionate love await you. Let go of burden you should not
have carried in first place. Libra involved.
Sounds like fun.
Tuesday, April 17, 2001
Blogger Quote:
I bought leather pants this weekend, and they're fabulous. They make me want to pose instead of standing still. They make me want to take up chain smoking. They make me want to pout out angry lyrics and crawl catlike toward a video camera while underage models writhe seductively in the soft-focus background. Man, nothing screams rock star like wrapping your legs in dead cow.
Thanks Maggeh
Who watched The Weakest Link last night?
It was sooooo good. The host is a English cross between Regis and Judge Judy!
Monday, April 16, 2001
Flash from the Past:
Toto's "Africa"
"I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in twelve-thirty flight"
I am sooooo bored. I am filling in for the facilities dispatcher.
And I am sooooo bored!! No fun emails. No one is on AIM
I am soooo bored.
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Friday, April 13, 2001
Most Popular Easter-Sermon Topics:
1."The Miraculous Gift of Marshmallow Peeps"
2."Redeemed By The Blood Of The Walking Undead"
3."Good Versus Emo Phillips"
4."A Preaching To The Choir"
5."The Jew Who Couldn't Be Killed"
6."See You At Christmas"
Thanks to TheOnion
Some PopBitch Quotes:
"Jennifer Lopez has taken to wearing falsh
eyelashes made of the fur of dead red foxes."
"According to renowned astronomer Patrick Moore, "Pop music
sounds to me like tomcats put through a mincer."
Clearly Patrick is aware of the works of Mel C."
"All girl rock band Rockbitch have an apparently retarded maid whom they
call "Piggy", who does all their housework while they
sit around watching MTV and having sex with each other."
Wednesday, April 11, 2001
Just one of those things:
So yesterday I get one of those little slips saying I have a box at the post office.
So I go wait 1 hour in line and get the package. Thinking all along that it must be
a Easter present from my mom. I get it and it is from my sister. I take it home and
open it. It was a bamboo steamer, the same one she had sent me for X-mas and
I had never gotten. I was think, "This is soooo sweet she bought a second one, and
sent it to me." So I give her a call to say thank you. And much to my surprise. She didn't
buy a second one that was the original one and it had just came to me in mid-April.
Guess it was just hanging out in some post office for the past 4 months! Wonder if
anyone used it!?
Tuesday, April 10, 2001
Hot, bothered, horny, college girls emailed me to tell me they are having a party tonight.
Anyone want to go with me?
Friday, April 06, 2001
Children's Books You Will Never See:
The Little Sissy Who Snitched.
You Were An Accident.
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer...Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes.
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry.
You Are Different And That's Bad.
Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.
1. classic mullet: This specimen is a clear demenstration of a classic mullet.
Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance.
Classic indeed. The mesh tank top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache
all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude.
Mulletude: 10
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: football games, wife beating, picking fights
Sightings: everywhere, there's no escape
Favorite Band: Steve Miller Band
Booboolina posted:
all right stop, collaborate and listen, i sit back with my
brand new invention somethin grabs a hold of me
tightly flow like a harpoon daily and nightly will it
ever stop? yo! i dont know! turn out the lights and ill
glow. to the xtreme i rock the mike like a vandal, light
up the stage and wax a chump like a candle. dance bum
rush the speakers that booms im killin your brain like a
poisonis mushroom deadly when i play a dope melody
anything less than the best is a felony love it or leave it
yuou better gain way you better hit the bulls eye the kid
dont play if there was a problem, yo, ill solve it, check
ut the hook while my dj revolves it...
NO SHE HAS GONE TO THE DARK SIDE!!!
Ok alarm is going off, maybe I will snooze it.
Oh my alarm says 8:30?
OH MY GOD IT IS 8:30!!!
I almost fall on my ass on my RUN to work!
And the coffee is yesterdays and cold!
Thursday, April 05, 2001
Best Lyrics EVER!
I-will be watching over you.
I-am gonna help you see it through.
I-will protect you in the night.
I-am smiling next to you...in silent lucidity.
-Queenryche
This morning has totally been an out of body experience. My body is not contacted to my mind at all.
I am just lucky that both have wanted to go the same places at any moment my body could decided to ver off in a different direction. My mind ending up in the lunchroom and my body walking around aimlessly thru the web group.
Wednesday, April 04, 2001
No one is safe from The Onion, not ever dead people.
Here is bits and pieces from The JFK Jr. Tragedy, About a year or so ago.
"I think I was driving with my girlfriend to her parents' place, and we heard about it on the
radio," said Andy Zeigler of Tarrytown, NY. "Actually, I think I'm thinking of Princess Di. I
definitely remember it was a huge deal at the time, though."
"When I got home from work, my roommate told me that JFK Jr. had died in a plane crash," said Richard Pollian of Duncanville, TX. "I
distinctly remember thinking to myself, 'Huh.'"
"Come to think of it, maybe it was Cape Cod they were headed to."
There is something that happens to your brain when your
better half asked you to go to a friends party. When this is your first
public apperence since becomeing a full fledged couple.
Tuesday, April 03, 2001
At work this morning we are having a earthquake drill.
You know the whole duck and cover thing. But I think only like
3% of the people here are doing it. As a huge cement block
falls on their head.
Monday, April 02, 2001
Yesterday I bought the single for Eden's Crush. The girl group that came
of the WB show PopStars. On the single is stated that is had personal messages
from each of the girls. I was think they would be like this "Hi this is Kimmi from Eden's
Crush thanks for buying our album." But no they were not, instead it is "Hi this is Kimmi
from Eden's Crush. Sorry my friend can't come to the phone, but leave your name and number..."
So I changed my voicemail out going message!
Ok so Mtv is no longer the king of show marathons.
The new king is TV Land. This weekend TV Land had a
marathon of Get Smart for not 6 hours, not 12 hours, not even
24 hours, but yes for 48 HOURS!!! That is a lot of getting of Agent Smart.
A little poem from Jish
I wash I may
I wash I might
I can't wash off the handstamp
I got at the concert last night
Ok so I have worked here at CMP as a temp for over a year and a half.
Wednesday of last week was my first day as a CMP Media Employee.
Today at 9:00am I have to go to New Employee Orentation. ewww...
...Have to take a tour, and meet and greet. But why? I have been here
longer then the person giving the speech!