It is very hot here. I am scared to go outside, last time I went out it zapped the little bit of energy I had!

Blah, Blah, BLAH!!!

The Best Poem Ever!

*faint*

Carefully open this one!! If you don't like naughty swear words, and you like churches and all the people in them you won't like this. But I sure think it is funny.

HA HA HA

Via TheOnion

Fears will soon fade away
Smile now, don't be afraid
All I want to do is to spend some time with you
So I can hold you, hold you

- This Mortal Coil

Music Music Music

Check out Bran Van 3000
And download the single for Astound. It is really really really good!

When do you think about the future, can you feel your heart fluttering down in your rib cage like a trapped and frightened bird?

Ha ha ha! That is a question on TheSparks.com's stress test.

I have such the sunburn...

ouch!

Emode says
I am a sports car what are you
My inner rockstar is Tommy Lee who are you

Via Jish

Long weekend over, short week starts.

HA HA HA

Kill me now! I am becoming a Trekky.

Some Books for you reading pleasure.

Via Cathey

It's only 9:20AM. Yup that is the kind of day I am having.

Yet another freak post to my graduating class, on ClassMates.com

I got married in 1997 & we have two
boys...Christopher (2-3-98) & Anthony (4-7-00).
I also sell high quality candles... so contact me!

I have to go pee so bad and there is no one here to cover the desk!

I am slowly going crazy!

So yesterday I'm walking over to 7-Eleven to get my
late-afternoon suger rush when a truck passing me on
the street hits a bump -- and a small girl comes flying out
the back. She lands on the street, and the cars following
the truck slow down and stop and wait for her to get out of
their way. I run over and gingerly move her over to the
side of the road right as one of the guys riding in the front
of the she fell out of comestrotting back to retrieve her.
He smiles and thanks me.

The moral? Stories are a lot more dramatic when you use
the words "small girl" in place of "lawn mower."

Via An Entirely Other Day

PopBitch quotes of the week:

"I wanted one of thos chimps that shakes hands and likes to be hugged" - Anna Nicole Smith
"My grandma was like, `Oh Christina, you look like a whore!' I explained that's the idea." - Christina Aguilera

After work I am going to the dented can store to go food shopping. Sort of sad, and sort of cool!

That last post just shows how much I need a digital camera. For then I could just post a pictures and you would all know what the hell I am up against!

My hair is out of control!

Transcending... in progress...

Their parents don't care what they do. They're the luckiest children alive! They run out naked in storms.

From "Flower Childern" By Maxine Swann
via Boldtype

my Prison Bitch name is Faggot Enforcer

Thanks Jish, via Booboolina

Someone came to my site searching for "Rockbitch".
How cool is that!

I have taken to drinking gallons of hot tea to stay warm!
Our office is so cold!

OMIGOD!!! BUFFY IS DEAD!!! I can't even believe it!

And then Willow showed up on Angel at the very end with this look of "something is soooo wrong"
and that is how they ended it. Now I have to wait till Fall to see what happens. I don't think I can wait
that long.

Ok it is nap time!

Crazyness, pure crazyness! but sort of funny.

Sex with you and sometimes food
A movie or play
Some sleep a shower and shampoo with you
Is really all I want
Really

- King Missle

Some one came to my site searching for:

Piggy back ride pictures.

That is sort of strange!

he says that behind my eyes I'm hiding,
and he tells me I pushed him away.
That my hearts been hard to find.
- Tori Amos

Being sick and being at work sucks!

desiccate--to drain of emotional or intellectual vitality

OMIGOD Thanks Maggeh
That is soooo how I feel!

Looking back at my loneliest moments there was always someone right next to me.
- Ally McBeal

I have put up a few pictures from my trip to Paris HERE

On a cloud of apprehension.

*yawn*

Getting a seat on Bart in the morning is wonderful!

"Jennifer Lopez has been forced to cancel a concert in Germany's Kalkberg Arena - because she would have disturbed 15,000 hibernating bats."

"A California plastic surgeon claims that he has hundreds of male clients who come t him asking to have the a chin like Michael Douglas."

More stuff from PopBitch

What is your hockey name?

Mine is Guy La Endicottieux!

*YAWN*

I have amazing will power. I overcame my need for fast food! I also looked all around at lunch and couldn't find my goatee.

AHHHH!!! My goatee is gone!

I want fast food for lunch...

so gross!

As the week worsens...
Aries: Take the long road home.
Taurus: Ladders give, snakes take.
Gemini: Three heads are better than two!
Cancer: Don't bother moew.
Leo: When all else falls, dig a hole in the ground.
Virgo: Record your dreams.
Libra: Greet the thing that should not be...
Scorpio: Sugar and spit, bats and grit.
Sagittarius: Racing flames on your car do no good at all.
Capricorn: Change come from within...
Aquarius: Break more rocks in the hot sun!
Pisces: Sell your buffler on ebay this week.
Luna: Who let the cats out?!?!
Little known fact Lupa represents the 13th zodiac sign for you little kitty pet...

Do you ever go to the vet?
Do you have a very mean pet?
If so, you need This.

This day is bumbling on!

Cat of the day.
Pet of the day.

Dog of the day.

Wow - did you know Hot Dog On A Stick restaurants have an annual
sales rate of $29,000,000?

TV Moment.
Set up: Jerry Springer, I am in love with my son. Mother and Son explain how they want to have a kid together.

Viewers start yelling: "TWO HEADED BABY, TWO HEADED BABY!

It had to been the funnest JS I have ever seen!

finally blogger is back up. But I am to wreaked to post anything!

"circus girl without a safety net here here now don't cry you raised your
hand for the assignment tuck those ribbons under your helmet be a good soldier"

- Tori Amos

Over thinking leads to mental exhaustion.

"I tell you how I feel, but you don't care.
I say tell me the truth, but you don't dare.
You say love is a hell you cannot bear.
And I say gimme mine back and then go there - for all I care."

- Fiona Apple

"Look at the stars; look how they shine for you.
And everything you do.
Yeah, they were all yellow."

- Coldplay

Correction on the Cool Beans blog. It is called Killer Bean. And it can be found on ifilm.com

"With the way that you burned me, I should be ashes by now...."

From Note To Self

I am looking for a online movie called Cool Beans. It is a Matrix-like cartoon about a Lima Bean.
If you know anything about it, or where I can find it please contact me at barbaloot@hotmail.com

My mother is leaving her job in 7 day. A job that she has had for some 20 years! I don't think the hospital will be able to go on with out her. The management is scared!

Word of the day:

Killjoy

Oh My! People found my site by searching for:

molester mustache
popstars cape lyrics

I am at work soooo early!

Love him

I just got the world's biggest rubber stamp it says:

PROPAGANDA

People came to my site after searching for:

internet passport 2001
poisonis animals

OK?!

Transcending is much better then drowning.

My company may have rolling blackouts starting at 10:00.

Woo Hoo! It's like a snow day!

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen
La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

Thanks Phoebe

What Did We Think We'd Be Doing With Our Lives By Now?

• Dancing professionally
  
• World famous truck driver
  
• Overseeing vast empire of some sort
  
• Making at least assistant manager
  
• Presenting own line of designer handbags
  
• Owning a car with gull-wing doors
  
• Not this telemarketing shit, that's for sure
  

Thanks TheOnion

How To Look Sexy While Only Wearing Underpants.

Thanks Jish

What flavor of Kool-Aid did Jim Jones use?

It is soooo hot!

Blog quote:

"i'm never talking to myself. and while talking to
yourself is less than sane, talking to the animals that live with you is
perfectly normal."

From Coffee is good

WOO HOO!!! I got the Joey from N*sync doll for my b-day!!!

Blog quote:

"I walked into The Gap today and heard Metallica playing on the
store's sound system. I walked deeper into the store and found
two "metalheads" serving customers at the register.

For some reason, this made me very happy."

Thanks Jish

The front of today's Chronicle is about the new Prada store here in San Francisco. They have a
computer image of what it is going to look like. SO COOL!! It is being designed by Rem Koolhaas
and will have 8,000 portholes. SO COOL!!

I took Friday off for my birthday. Missing that one week day of blog reading has set me back.
It is going to take me a good chunk of this morning to catch up.

I have been given Shelby and Poo-Chi

Former American Gladiator Still Insists Friends Call Him 'Turbo'
LIMA, IN--More than five years after his last appearance on the syndicated program American Gladiators, Dale "Turbo" Brandt continues to insist that friends refer to him by his on-air name.
"Please," Brandt told acquaintance Lynn Crane at a dinner party Monday. "Call me Turbo." In recent years, Brandt has bought a "TURBO" vanity plate for his 1990 Honda Del Sol, placed a "Turbo" nameplate on his mailbox, and attempted to make restaurant reservations under the name "Turbo."

Thank TheOnion

HA HA HA HA!!!!
DancingPaul

A wonderful Classmates.com Moment.
When asked "how my spouse and I met?". A fellow class mate anwsered "First Assembly Church Young Adult Group". I am soooooo lucky I got out when I did. I could have ended up married and owning a
carpet company!

Can I see a show of hands for all those who went to Ben&Jerry's Free Scope Night?

Not only is May a great month because I was born in May, but also it is:
National Masturbation Month

I am on page 35 of the May issue of QSF.
With bright red eyebrows.

I got sleep! Last night I finally fell asleep at 11:00. And got a good nights rest.
I am quite excited. Maybe tonight will be the same!! One can only hope!

This is excatly how I feel:
http://www.explodingdog.com/feb26/rightone.html

Thanks Booboolina

It is only noon. This day is going by so slow!! I am dying here!

I am not doing good today!

Insomnia sucks. No matter how tired you are, you still just sit there.

So I sat in bed unable to sleep till around 2:00am. I am sooooo tired today.
So much for sleeping my evening away.