Magic 8-ball says:
Consult Me Later.

All the sudden I wanted cheese, and lots of it!

So it has been one of those “What ever doesn’t kill you.” weeks. And I can come out of it with a new clarity. Now the question is will I go forth with this newfound ability to view things in a better light? That I can’t answer now!

It's just one of those days
Where ya don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
You don't really know why
But you wanna justify rippin' someone's head off
- Limp Bizkit

What a day. What do I want for lunch? What do I want to do when I grow up?

I have this strange feeling. When I walk that my mind is floating about 3 feet ahead of me.
Is this normal?

Check this out!!!
Is it about my cube?
It is a new online newsletter. It is soooooooo funny.
Make sure you read #3!!

Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes.
Via The Onion

The sky is falling!!

To tired to type.

"Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
-the cure

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose that if you strap buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Via Ryan

How I feel:

he deserves happiness

I don't think there will be any more posts for a couple of days.
But stay tuned.

Why does it hurt so much?

Send your name to Mars!
Thanks Ryan

Still busy and still angry!...

Busy and angry...

I have the best email quote but my friend won't let me post it...
BITCH!

red robot world domination

A haiku for you:

A babbling brock
I have washed your shores again
You have no comment?

Funny Email
Subject: Friend from London getting me the new BranVan3000 single.

Hi Geno,

Have just been soundly patronized by my pretentious DJ mate Lawrence. Something
in your E-mail made me think Branvan3000 were some anti establishment, anarchic,
underground act so asked him if he could pull some strings to get a copy.

Apparently if I walk into my local Virgin Megastore there will be a wall devoted
to the 'Astounded' single next week. Only difficulty he thinks I'll encounter
getting hold of one will be pushing my way through the scrum of fourteen year
old girls.

More than happy to pull a few ponytails and pick one up for you if that looks
like the quickest way to get a copy. The Album isn't out until later this month
apparently but can get that too when it comes out.

Hope you are well. Take care.

Nick

What a morning, I barely craweled out of bed this morning!

Daisy dead petals, that is her name.
So maybe she tastes like a hamburger maid, well.
These dead petals, honey, brought me here,
she said, these dead petals, honey, brought me here.
-Tori Amos

hmmmm...
Do I want a section of pictures of people and places I have been?
hmmmm...
I just don't know. What do you think?
Email me at barbaloot@hotmail.com with your ideas!!

Good morning all!! whom ever happens to be here. Guess I should archive last week. What a pain!

woo hoo the work week is almost over!

Strange...
How my heart races when I am around you,
but I feel calm and relaxed too.

At lunch I found Mello Yellow!

Don't make me turn this site around!

Tears on the sleeve of a man don't wanna be a boy today
heard the eternal footman bought himself a bike to race
and Greg he writes letters and burns his CD's
they say he was something in those formative years
hold on to nothing as fast as you can
well, still, pretty good year
-Tori Amos

One of my fav. past times:
Staring with a blank look at my monitor for hours on end!

Fun things at work!
When guest sign in here at our office. When they are done signing in we are to give them a little paper. That has the fire exit map of the office on it.
Yeah this is going to go over really well!

This one is soooo good it needs to be posted again!
mycathatesyou.com

Check and see what your site looks like, when viewed by someone with color blindness Here
(doesn't work on some sites)

So excited!! Going to see Showgirls on saturday.
At Midnight Mass
Love that movie!!!!!

OMIGOD!! This day is taking 4-EVER!! And I just want to go home and sleep!!

I am going design and code crazy. I have expanded my Gallery section. To 4 sections:

• Lines (art work)
  
• Words (poems and stories)
  
• Spaces (architecture)
  
• Things (art objects)
  

Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
And you know for you,
I'd bleed myself dry for you,
I'd bleed myself dry.
- Coldplay

Please correct me if I am wrong, but if you ask someone. "So what does your wife do?"
The wrong answer is, "I bought her a horse named Tuffie."

Hey look it is my hood!! The circle is my apartment and the square is Inga donuts and Chinese food!!
Find yours here!
Via Ryan

ga·zil·lion (g-zlyn) n.
Informal. An indefinitely large number: “The crowd cheered wildly... as gazillions of balloons poured down from the rafters” (Tom Shales).
And this whole time I thought it was a fake word!!!

Could I be anymore of a dork!?!? I updated all my pages with the new link to my gallery page. And didn't update my template on blogger.
So my homepage didn't have it! um... duh!

It is quite interesting to look back at my archives of blog postings.
To look at the stuff I wrote 3 months ago. Some are pretty damn funny.
And not always in a good funny sort of way, but a "what was I thinking sort of way"!

My Porn Star Name is Miss Piggy Goldtra
My Blues Singer Name is sad carter
My Punk Rock Band is called the slimmy horses
My name as an extra in “Star Wars” is romantical the blender blender
What are yours?
Via Booboolina

Extra! Extra! Extra!
A new section has been added!
Gallery
Check it out and tell me what you think or any artists you think should be added.

i think my computer is controlling me
Via Jish

WOW I have a lot of posts today!

Tarot cards that always show in my readings:

hmmm...

I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard.
Jennifer.com

If it looks onion, and smells like a onion. Most likely it is a flower!
- Self

There is nothing better then a good game of Mini Golf

Awwwww!!! More people are coming to my site via search engines. Where they were searching for short skirts!!! What is fuck is that about?
Then today someone came after searching for sperm donor?!?!?! I just don't understand how they search for that and pick to come to my site?!

My Cat Hates You

Jillian's Fart Diary
Thanks Jish

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Taste so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie

-Warrent

Watch This!
Thanks Cathey

*STAR*

So Cool!!
Make your own movie trailer.

My new thing:

Sending emails with just subjects!!

Taken from a fortune cookie: Artificial insemination is copulation without representation.

Thanks butoh Babe

This is really hard!

Oh no what's this?
A spider web, and I'm caught in the middle,
So I turned to run,
The thought of all the stupid things I've done

- Coldplay

What A Weekend!!

First off my mother is in town so she is running me ragged. Friday night was the 1 year anniversery of Guerrilla Queer Bar It was out of control!! It was packed, ran into a lot of people I knew. There was a performance from, Peggy Leggs, Dangrous (a Michael Jackson cover band), and Pansy Division. And of course the ever fabulous Squeaky Blonde. Squeaky did some Rolling Stones song I guess, something about painting his heart to black. Well she pulled me up on stage and painted me black. And then after that I ended up dancing on stage with Pansy Division. Saturday night went to Midnight Mass. Hosted by Peaches Christ. Also Squeaky was also there. There was a appearance from Mink Stole. Then they showed the wonderful John Waters film Desperate Living. Fun was had by all! And I am very tired!

I am sleepy, which dwarf are you?

PopBitch Quotes of the Week:

"Darryl Hanna has a prosthetic fingertip."
"Prince is 43 today. Despite his mature years, locals claim that he can occasionally be seen
riding naked through secluded streets in Minneapolis."

I hate when I think of something great to post, but by the time I get to my computer. Log on to Blogger.com. I have spaced what ever it was I was going to post! Damn!

Email chunk:

"Hey - I just found a Neneh Cherry cd,
and am going through a seeerious case of time warp! I used to
roller-skate to this back in the day when I was kicking it
old-school."

- Cathey

I have started to eat rocks to stop the hunger pains!

It's not my fault that you lost your way;
Your insanity will prevail.
-Bran Van 3000

50% of people who have come to my site via a search engine. Are searching for phrases that have "short skirts" in them.
I don't understand! Should this be telling me something?

50% of people who have come to my site via a search engine. Are searching for phrases that have "short skirts" in them.
I don't understand! Should this be telling me something?

mmm... Salad!

What a morning!

This morning I was running late. So I grabbed my shaver on my way out the door. Which I was going to use once
I got to work. I was in the restroom shaving and half way thru. My shaver dies!!! I had to run across the street
to the mini-mart and buy a regular razor and for the first time in 3 years shave with it! Luckly I didn't cut my self at all!
I AM THE MASTER!!!

So Jack and I are going to pick up my Mother tonight at 5:30. She will be here for 7 days.
Luckly my mother has been to SF many times to visit me, so she knows her way around the city.
That makes it so I don't have to go to places like Fisherman's Wharf, Chinatown, etc. Which is nice,
for I don't even think they are in the city limits of San Francisco.

I said sometimes I hear my voice. And it's been here... Silent all these-Years
-Tori Amos

Oh My!

All My Wives is a brand new blogger. This is what the first post from owner Merc.

"June 4, 2001
Wow, look at this! A group blog. And it's with all my wives. :D Well ladies, post away! @@;

+ posted by Merc on 12:27 AM"

Hmm... guess we will have to see once it gets going, how he is using the word wives.

There is a whole underground world. I hope there is no plan to take over the world. Luck for me if there is some underlying plan to overthrow the goverment, I have a goatee!

Goatee.org

Great site to check out:

GoateeStyle.com
Site all about goatee's, and it help that it is done by a cute boy!

*yawn*

A friend commenting on the subject of today's Jerry Springer:

"It was sort of like that scene in Lady and the Tramp where they eat
the spaghetti, except it was two 700lb people and a 12-foot sandwich."

Good, clean way to waste time:
The Lemonade Game

The Effects of Drugs and Prostitution

Like Madonna, so emotional,
No car wreck, suicide,
Stairway so unclimbable,
No house to hide inside,
Your house, your house, your house I will explore
Your cold marble floors and secret doors,
The fine lines of your architecture,
And if you need me, I'll come and see thee, and be your visitor,
We'll play kissy kissy and have a baby and figure out, What we live for.
- Bran Van 3000

Online Etch-a-Sketch