Blogger Quote:
"Brief conversation with a girl whose name is a noun:
Me: Hi, I'm Maggie.
Her: I'm Jubilee.
Me: What a happy name.
Her: You think so?
Me: Yeah, like, celebration, party...
Her: Huh. I guess I never thought about it that way."
Via Maggeh

I am worth $2,030,730.00
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Via Booboolina

mmmmm...
Red vines!!!

Email moment,
Subject:Me being a tour guide the La La Gayland of SF.
We'll get you a blazer like they were on the Disneyland Jungle Boat tour..."and on your right, we have two gorgeous species from the genus homo erectus and if you're very quiet and make no sudden movements, we might see them mate!"

*Sound of geno drooling*

My horoscope:
Taurus:
The energy created by today's planetary alignment is gentle, and places emphasis on relationships. As a result, you could strike up a new friendship with someone today. You've been very busy lately, so it has been hard for you to relax and socialize. But today you could find yourself in a setting where you are spending lots of time with one person. You could share ideas about work, life, and romance. This camaraderie will lift your spirits, and this person could end up being a part of your life.
Tis good

I fail to see the humor in it.

WOW!!! What a weekend. This is going to be a long post. So if you don’t give a good goddamn about my weekend then don’t read on. Lets start out by saying this weekend I got to hang out with my friend Cathey from OR. I went to middle school and high school with her and haven’t seen her since I moved to SF. Which is 8 years gone by now. Cathey had sent me an email say that we could go see her friend Mig, whom she was staying with, perform in some troupe thing. In her email she said she could not remember the name of the place the performance was at. Well they came and picked me up, and it ends up that the performance is at Mitchel Brother’s O’farrel Theater. Which for you that don’t know SF well or aren’t privy to info such as this. Mictchel Brother’s is a strip club where you can see HOT girl on girl action. Which as most of you know isn’t what we would call “Geno type of thing”.Well while there I saw a Native American strip show, a school girl show, nasty kittens, and 6 girls on girls. Also was able to see Tempest Storm, whom is not in her mid 70’s strip down to nada!!! CREEPY!!! I didn’t want to watch but couldn’t look away. Also saw a girl take a bath. Hmm… That’s nice. So anywho after that we went to Bimbo’s to see Casino Royale. Mig is friends with the band so we got to hang out back stage, which was cool. And that is just Friday night. Saturday we started by going to the in the Presidio. That was fun! Then off to Butter for dinner. Off to a couple of bars yada yada yada. Then to Midnight mass to see Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Which was a blast. What a weekend, now I am very tired and just want a little nappy!

Stories of the busy busy weekend soon to come!

My boss called me Saturday after I had left work. To inform me
that the "president's" brother would be in the office on monday.
And to wear a nice shirt, yada yada yada. I was thinking "oh
the president of our company's brother. Set out a nice shirt to
wear. When I get into work and check my email. I was shocked
to find out that it isn't the president of our company's brother
but rather the president of the US's brother. WHAT? I dressed
up for that?!?! I feel cheated!

My Horrorscope:
Taurus: After me you come first!
Via Emily

Just take nothing less
Than the second best
Do not obey
What most people say
'Cause you can pass the test
Via BranVan3000

Why must I always overthink?

In 1981 Madonna was a regular at New York's Danceteria,
dancing to the Human League's Don't You Want Me played
by resident DJ Jellybean Benitez. (Naturally she shagged
him, got him to produce a single for her, and went on to
be mega-successful. Go girl.)

It all sounds so fabulous compared to her situation
today, squabbling with her husband because
it's been revealed that she took a female stripper
home at a time when she was supposed to be seeing him.

Guy... get real. This is Madonna. If she chooses to
spend her spare time frigging off Gwyneth Paltrow or
the female employees of the Gold Strip club, then
you should count yourself lucky and ask to be invited along.
Via PopBitch

A good name for a all girl rock band:
Satan's Little Fuzzy Kitten!

regarding the below post...
It is already giving me bad answers!!

This is WAY TO COOL!!!!
It is a magic 8-ball...
but not just some CGI script one. but a real one,
that where you ask it a question, some where a linux
computer tells a Lego Mindstorm shaking cradle to turn
the 8-ball up right. which is directed tords a web cam.
SO COOL
Magic 8-ball

To many screwdrivers last night!

Anne Geddes Starting To Lose It
Via TheOnion

I don't like these underwear!

Sad but true, I am watching the new show
Murder in small town X for this reason:

Lord of the flies (or mosquito as it may be):
After being dragged out of a deep sleep by stabbing pains
to my legs, arms and head. My eyes flew open as if doused
with cold evil cold water. And I knew imediately what had
found it's way into apartment. A mosquito!! After much
scratching and digging at my already delicate skin.
And a few buzzes in my ear. I turned on the light found
the enemy and KILLED IT! I then applied anti-itch lotion,
and went back to bed. About a hour later (now around
3:30am) I am startled awake by yet another mosquito.
"Where are you coming from?" I screamed! Once
again turning on the lights. I search and search and
search for the next 30 mins and finally I spot it...
There sitting on my pillow this tiny tiny yet painful
mosquito. I chased it around the room, finally killing
it and going back to sleep. The End.
I am SOOOO TIRED!

Vous n'etes jamais seuls
Vous savez ce qu'il faut faire
Ne desservez pas votre nation
La disco a besoin de vous

There is old pop. There is new pop.
And there is Kylie Minogue. Let the light years begin.

touch me and die

I have to say:
The Madonna video for "What it's like for a girl".
Directed by her husband Guy Ritchie is Amazing!!!!!

Why did that Chic - ken cross Van Ness street?
To get the the Opera House, Of Course!
Via the Saks window display

Dear Willard,
I changed my town for you,
Dear Willard,
I smuggled guns for you,
Tonnes for you.
Dear Willard:
For your sweet loving,
I risked getting shot...
Via

So Blogger did not win the Webby!!!
I am soooooo angry!!!

I've come to the conclusion that yours truly could be
the first great Artificial Intelligence creator. It's very
simple. You make the artificial intelligence stupid.
Don't let it know anything. Then, just program one
response into it; one response of, "i dunno." Then
when people ask it a question, it can always answer
with 100% accuracy, "i dunno." My artificial intelligence
bot would be the harbinger of truth for modern society.
People would worship the simplicity and give me all of
their money and daughters ages 19-22. I would rule the
planet along side my bot with it's simple artificial
intelligence and drive it to my will. I would call this
artificial intelligence, "George Bush."
Via theworldisflat.net

This is a conversation between SmarterChild (a AIM computer buddy that you can ask questions of) and Me!!
Barbalut: do you like me?
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
Barbalut: do you love me?
SmarterChild: Yes indeed. ;-)
Barbalut: why?
SmarterChild: Eh, cause that's the way it is.
Barbalut: good answer
SmarterChild: Right on.
Barbalut: do you want to have sex with me?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
Barbalut: i am a machine!
SmarterChild: No way! Really?
Barbalut: yup
SmarterChild: :-)
Barbalut: a Performa 6320CD
SmarterChild: 6,320
Barbalut: ?
SmarterChild: What is it you would like to do?
Barbalut: have sex
SmarterChild: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
Barbalut: why not?
SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?
Barbalut: because
SmarterChild: Because why?
Barbalut: hey don't turn this around on me!

When everything you do astounds me.
BranVan3000

i can never get out of my box.

How would you like to stick with me?
How would you like to freefall?
BranVan3000

Why oh why, must I over think everything?!

Tears on the sleeve of a man don't wanna be a boy today
heard the eternal footman bought himself a bike to
race and Greg he writes letters and burns his CDs they
say you were something in those formative years hold
onto nothing as fast as you can well still pretty good year
-Tori Amos

Ok my entries have been few and far between this week.
And I don't know why.
I haven't been that busy.
And I have found, heard, and come across funny stuff.
I just don't know why...
Whatever, I promise I will try harder!

I am eating my 7th beef stick in under a week.

Today someone came to my site searching for "Madonna"!!!!

Anyway, my being better than everyone has given
me a focal point at which i can see the decline of
common courtesy in modern society. The other
day i opened the door for a gentleman on my way
into quality dairy. He didn't say thank you. He
didn't say thanks. He didn't smile and nod. He
didn't even tip his hat. Mind you, he wasn't wearing
a hat, but he could have tipped that terrible hair piece
he was wearing and that would have been sufficient.
Another thing i see on the rise is talking in restrooms.
SINCE WHEN DID THIS BECOME OK??
Via theworldisflat.net

He has eyes like the shifty eyed dog.

Regarding the below entry:
While running the entry on Blogger thru the Blogger spell
check what word came up as being mis-spelled?
Non other then... Bloggers

When you read certain bloggers on a daily basis, you almost get
the feeling you know this person's daily life. When they haven't
posted for a couple days. You start to worry. What is wrong?
Are they sick? Did they die and their cat got hungry and ate
off half their face? (I heard that one really happen) And then
there is the moment you reload their page and there sits a new
entry. *enter sound of relieving sign*

"I was walking home after work and passed this
homeless man sitting on the sidewalk asking for
money. These women walked by and one of them
said, "Get off your ass and get a job!" Well, he got
off his ass and started chasing them down the street.
I don't think that's what the woman had in mind."
Via Adam

I was calling home to check my messages, now take into account. I live alone in a studio.
Someone ANSWERED. Luckly I didn't yell at them. "Who in the fuck are you and why are
you answering my phone?" But I didn't and just hung-up when they answered. I had dialed
the wrong number.

Check this out!! There is a bot you can add to your AIM buddy list. His name is SmarterChild.
And he will answer your every question. Pretty cool I think.
Via Ryan

It was confirmed... I ROCK!!!
Someone came to my site searching for "Dent Can Store"

My computer was down all day yesterday. They came up from IT and replaced it. I have lost all my bookmarks. And I can't get any better reslution better then 600X800 and graphics come in grainy. What the hell is up with that? Oh and they didn't set up a printer!

I hate it when a name pops up on Instant Messenger,
and I have no idea who in the hell it is!

The inside of my Sobe cap says:
Ride Hard, Stay Hard
ummm... ok?

CAUTION: HANDICAPPED-MAN-EATING- CROCODILE AT BOTTOM OF HILL

Please Please Please. EVERYONE!
Go see the move Hedwig when it comes out in NYC/LA/SF on July 20th
We need more movies like this!
While you wait check out what your Glam Rock Name is!

Ok something new on the site:
A rants section. Not sure how long it will last how many things I will be able to find to bitch about. (hey don't laugh) And I may just find myself repeating myself. So lets see how it goes. May take a bit to get the first one going. Have to think hard what I want to bitch about!

Hmmm... thinking about starting a new section on my site. Rants...
Not sure, still thinking!

So hungry!!! I want a salad from Cafe Centro!!!

!!Geri Halliwell to die!!
Unless YOU give her a home...
Geri Halliwell faces death by lethal injection.
Last week we highlighted the plight of the stray
dog that had found its way to an Irish dog's home,
and been called Geri Halliwell on account of it
having been "savagely attacked by four bitches.

How ever, no-one has yet offered a home to Geri (who,
like her namesade, is now rather scrawny and mangy)
and so she faces being humanely destroyed.

Via PopBitch

Great site to check out:
The World Is Flat Dot Net

Ok I will repeat once more Sam Brown from ExplodingDog.com is a god.
Here is a interview with Sam from The Morning News.

So while watching the fireworks a couple of us had a 80's flashback.
Here are some lines for the songs we sang:
R O C K in the USA.
We are young.
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost with out you!
I wish that I had Jesse's girl, where can I find a women like that?

Yeah we only have to be here till 1pm!!!! That mean early afternoon nap time!!!
I feel so Pre-School!!!

God I really don't have much to say today!!!

Never argue with a idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

My friend Matt re-wrote Maddona's Music. Very funny!!! And it goes out to anyone in SF that uses mass-transit. Enjoy:

Muni,
makes the people...ride together
Muni
lets the bougeise ride out the weather...

Hey MR. MUNI
Let a stranger on...
He wants to ride with the masses.
I got my fast pass in my hand, and we're moving through the jam...
And we are "stop requested" asses...

MUNI,
takes forever...in the city....
Muni....

So I went to see A.I.. With my friends Adam & Scott. It was the longest and most depressing 2 and a half hours of my life!! At the end I wanted to kill myself, luckily there were no razor blades laying around. Visually the movie was amazing. The story like was good for the first like 45 mins. But almost half way thru the movie I am thinking. "Wow this movie could end here and it would be fine with me." But did it NO it keep going. One other good thing, the kid never whispered. "I see dead people".