Thursday, August 30, 2001
I think all people should take 5 or 10 minutes out of their busy day.
To pratice scary voices, for future uses.
Top Ten Blog
Top Ten Ways To Tell That Your Husband Is Cheating On You:
#3:No one can find his intern.
Last Friday was Julie's birthday. She wanted to go see "The Vagina Monologues," so we got tickets.
For a few hours we listened appreciatively as three women reenacted interviews with hundreds of
women talking about their vaginas. When the lights came up, I was entirely too aware that
everyone around me had genitalia. Then we went home.
Via Mighty Girl
Wednesday, August 29, 2001
Being that I am the biggest Tori Amos fan to walk the face of the earth.
I got a email with a link to her never video. (via real player) And let me tell you,
I wish I could send you all the link. The video is FAB!!! Amazing!!! Dark and Mindful.
If would like to see it send me a email and I can forward it to you. Send emails to barbaloot@hotmail.com
(for some reason I can't get the link to post right)
Tuesday, August 28, 2001
thought I'd been through this in 1919
counting the tears of ten thousand men
and gathered them all
but my feet are slipping
-Tori Amos
I was stapling cheese wedges together at the grocery store the other day when some of the
people who work there gathered around me in a circle and just stared. I guess they were
afraid to kick me out since I did have an industrial staple gun in my hands and finally when
I was done I left but there were police standing at the door. So right before I left I turned
to the blank-faced staff and shoppers who by now were all staring at the guy with the
staple-gun (and it didn't help that I was wearing my Speedo) and I proudly exclaimed,
"The cheese has been stapled now. This too shall pass... my work is done here..."
and promptly walked out the door confident I did the right thing.
Ugly Fat Kid
strange little girl
one day you see a strange little girl look at you
one day you see a strange little girl feeling blue
she’d run to the town one day
leaving home and the country fair
just beware
when you’re there
strange little girl
she didn’t know how to live in a town that was rough
it didn’t take long before she knew she'd had enough
walking home in her wrapped up world
she survived but she’s feeling old
'cause she found
all things cold
strange little girl
where are you going?
strange little girl
where are you going?
strange little girl
you really should
you really should be
going
i know you really should
i know you really should
i know
i know you really should
one day you see a strange little girl look at you
one day you see a strange little girl feeling blue
walking home in her wrapped up world
she survived but she’s feeling old
'cause she found all things cold
strange little girl
where are you going?
strange little girl
where are you going?
strange little girl
you really should
you really should you really should be going...
-Tori Amos
Monday, August 27, 2001
If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept
them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven,we
wouldn't call 'em biscuits.
Via James
Music makes the people come together.
Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel.
Don't think of yesterday
And I don't look at the clock
I like to boogie-woogie, uh, uh
-Madonna
Friday, August 24, 2001
Oh no Cathey is back this weekend!! Watch out SF!
we can assume that neither is true and also everything I say is a lie and your shoe is untied. Thank you.
Via Ugly Fat Kid
Thursday, August 23, 2001
PopBitch quotes of the week:
"Cocaine has left me with emotional damage.
My memory is like Swiss cheese." - David Bowie
"When Stevie Wonder arrived at the studio to record We
Are The World in 1985, he announced that he'd had the
lyrics translated into Swahili. Everyone was preparing
to record this version when a lowly engineer pointed
out that this was about Ethiopian famine and, um,
nobody speaks Swahili there."
"Ringo Starr means "apple sauce" in Japanese."
Wednesday, August 22, 2001
Chit-Chat moment:
Subject: Masturbation
Players: 2st8 girl friends and I
"Why do you think I am so happy when I come in to work in the morning?
It's like coffee."
Ok last night was a perfect night just to turn into a perfect morning. Thanks
to someone finding my site, while searching for Daphne Aguilera!!!!
I am soooo happy!
Headlines:
Partygoers Drunkenly Recite 4-H Pledge
MISSOULA, MT-- The 4-H pledge was drunkenly recalled Saturday,
when a trio of former 4-H members recited the international youth
organization's oath between swigs of beer at a house party. "I pledge
my Head to clearer thinking, my Heart to greater loyalty, my Hands to
larger service, and my Health to better living," shouted a heavily
intoxicated Benjamin Brower, 29, who was active in 4-H from 1984 to 1986.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I still remember that." The nostalgic group chant was
followed by an attempt to recall what "Webelos" stands for.
Via The Onion
Hey I was in 4-H!!!
So I got surprised last night and was taken to see The Go Go’s
Of course they looked amazing!! Played a couple new songs, but a lot of old stuff.
The crowd was fun seemed to be having a good time. And the girls also seemed to be having a fun time on stage.
You can also see Jane on Mtv’s Spyder Games
Tuesday, August 21, 2001
Top three lines from Original Sin:
- It's a letter from a stranger. Someone I don't know.
- You're in the skin trade, baby, the skin trade.
- (Angelina Jolie to a priest:) Do you believe in forgiveness? Redemption for the human soul?
Via Maggie
Monday, August 20, 2001
I miss your kissin' and I miss your head
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
Run outside in the desert heat
Make your dress all wet and send it to me
-The Pixies
Friday, August 17, 2001
Man Drowns in Cat's Water Bowl
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (Reuters) - A New Zealand man has died after slipping
on ice and drowning in his cat's water bowl, local media said Thursday.
Peter John Robinson, who was 28, was found by his mother lying face
down in the dish in the South Island town of Reefton last month, the New
Zealand Herald reported. Gill Robinson said she believed her son had gone
to feed his cat, Piper, and hit his head after slipping on ice. The inch-and-a-half
of water in the bowl was enough to cover his mouth and was taken into his lungs.
A coroner found that Robinson, who had had balance problems since being born
without one ear, had drowned following a significant head injury, the Herald said.
Two rednecks are walking down different ends of a street
toward each other, and one is carrying a sack.
When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray,
what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
OK, Ummmm... five?
This morning 6 people on my AIM buddy list were logged in,
two of which are computer. Hmm... What does that tell you about
my group of friends!?!
Since I've seen the way
the candle lights your face
But I can still remember
just the way you taste
-Staind
Thursday, August 16, 2001
There is a lot of difference between. Wanting to spend time with some one just to keep
from being lonely, and spending time with them because you want to spend time with them.
According to: Top Ten Blog!
Top Ten Reasons to Flee the Country on a Cardboard Raft:
1. "...and the Menudo reunion album is set to hit the streets on the heels of that popular new music craze: German Drinking Music!"
Ugly Fatkid
2. In a freakish, unbelievable chain of events, the half-literate son of an unpopular president not only runs for the presidency, but wins.
Doyce Testerman
3. Playing beside the ocean, you're excited to learn that duct tape is a durable AND waterproof sealant on your home fashioned boogie board...but your excitement quickly turns to fear.
"Does Cuba know you know and do they know that you know that they know?"
Start a-paddlin' anywhere but Florida!
Jeffery Druzba
4. You confused your anti-government manifesto with your tax return for the third time in a row
Ugly Fatkid
5. One word: Inlaws.
Randy Nichols
6. The government has legalized and is in fact endorsing cloning. Their test subjects include Yanni, the Olson Twins and Janet Reno
Ugly Fatkid
7. The MTV Movie Awards
Sean Hartigan
8. To avoid getting arrested for masturbating in the all-night laundromat.
kd kelly
9. You messed up your last attempt to win a Darwin award, this time, you're not going to fail.
kd kelly
10. The clowns are after you.
Maggie Berry
We'll be driving through Canada to get where we're going, so i plan on acting suspicious at the boarder.
I'll also be taking lots of pictures of weird stuff and posting them on the page. Like, did you know that
you aren't allowed to take fruits and vegetables over the boarder?? Yeah, they have signs at the
checkpoint forbiding it. I guess those crazy Canadians have something against produce!
I'm going to be a rebel. I'm taking a carrot.
Via Jake
Tuesday, August 14, 2001
Are they trying to kill me?
The new Tori album Strange Little Girls,
Will have, and count them 4 covers.
Yes that means I will be buying 4 of the same album!
Monday, August 13, 2001
Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
And you know for you,
I'd bleed myself dry for you,
I'd bleed myself dry.
-Coldplay "Yellow"
Hey no laughing necessary!!!
I put my picture up on hot or not dot com.
Check it out and vote...
BUT BE NICE!!!
Geno on hot or not dot com
hotornot.com is sooooo addictive!!!
Friday, August 10, 2001
My horoscope:
Taurus: (April. 20--May 20)
The stars indicate that more Zodiac signs choose Jif than any other leading brand of peanut butter.
Via TheOnion
Geno be very angry!! Sandy Pants has not been updating her Blog
Please help me in my crusade to make her update it. Please email her at:
updateyourdamnblog@pchan.com (yes that is a real email addy)
Thanks in advance!!
"thought I'd been through this in 1919
counting the tears of ten thousand men
and gathered them all
but my feet are slipping"
-Tori Amos
Exciting news on Geno's shoe front!!...
For all those whom know me well, are privy to the fact I love shoes. NO LOVE SHOES!!
So there have been a pair in the back of my closet in need of repair. Their are one of my fav's.
Today is the day, they will be returned to my in pristine form at 4:00pm. Yeah for Geno!!!
Thursday, August 09, 2001
"Baker Baker can you explain if truly his heart was made of icing and I wonder how mine could taste"
-Tori Amos
I am a product of the public school system. I don't know what that means in the long run. But I know it to be true!
Wednesday, August 08, 2001
I have this theory that if picks were dirt, my guitar could easily be used as a vacuume. I'm not exactly sure how Fender produced
and installed a pick magnet in my insturment, but i know this is what was done. How, you ask? Physics. Science baby.
There's no possible way that my pick could go through a hole covered by six sturdy metal strings once every two and a
half minutes unless there were other forces at work. Today, durring my daily shaking ritual, TWO picks came out at once.
One hit me in the eye. I think the trick is to saw a hole in the back of the guitar so that the picks can fall through it.
Some say that this might compromise the sound, but i disagree. The guitar already has one hole, and more is always
better. Especially when you're talking about hamburgers.
Via TheWorldIsFlat dot net
Tuesday, August 07, 2001
Will he always love me?
I cannot read his heart.
This morning my thoughts
Are as disordered
As my black hair.
Japanese Love Poetry
"Found your writing on my wall.
If my hearts soaking wet.
Boy, your boots can leave a mess."
-Tori Amos
Monday, August 06, 2001
Went to see Hedwig last night.
It has to be the funnest movie EVER. And I quote:
"Our apartment was so small, my mother made me play
in the oven."
Friday, August 03, 2001
"That we started out in Albany and now it's going to be one big party in SF, involving strippers,
gorillas, go-go dancing, and candy cigarettes. This is just kooky!"
Via Cathey
Yesterday a great icon--the veteran Pillsbury
spokesman, the Pillsbury
Doughboy, died of a yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes in
the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly
greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled
high with flours, as
long-time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy,
describing Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy
rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even
as a crusty old man,
he was considered a roll model for millions. Toward
the end it was thought
he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his
wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane
Dough, plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart. The
funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
Via Mikey
Thursday, August 02, 2001
Ok I am feeling better!!! And three people have told me that I look
good today! (yes that would be from the 3 hours of vomiting, just kidding)
"If you don't have ice-cream in your life, sometimes
you might go a bit crazy." - Mariah Carey
Via PopBitch
Wednesday, August 01, 2001
Lord of the mosquitoes (part 2):
Last night again a mosquito found it's way into my apartment.
Luckily this time it buzzed around my ear a bit and I smacked it.
But in the process I lost my hearing for a bit and damaged my
ear.
Find Your Spot tells me I should live in this citys:
Hartford, Baltimore, Providence, New Haven, Boston, Honolulu, Portland,
Little Rock, Sacramento, Albuquerque, Las Vegas, New Orleans.
SO WRONG!!! I would never live in any of those!
Via Mark