We lean against railings
Describing the colours
And the smells of our homelands
Acting like lovers
How did we get here?
To this point of living?
I held my breath

And you said something
That I've never forgotten

You said something
That was really important

How can the children learn to read, when they can't even fit inside the building! -Zoolander

6.58 are you sure where my spark is...

Yes I am a freak of nature...
I can in fact lick my elbow

best magazine cover ever...

stupid words.

Can you hear them?
The helicopters?
I'm in New York
No need for words now
We sit in silence
You look me in the eye directly
You met me
I think it's Wednesday
The evening, the mess we're in

The city sun sets over me

Daddy, I want an Umpalumpa. I want one now!
-Veruca Salt

My trip to Canada, or Vacation in the 51st state.
Hey everyone I am back from my trip across Canada. It was so much fun.
Got to see a lot of friends along the way. One in fact was quite a funny story,
I was visiting my friend Michael in Calgary, and may I say such a pretty city. After a long day of curling we decided it was cocktail time.

Michael: Hey, I know of a cute little bar not far from here. One thing it is a leather bar.
Me: Yeah!!! I love leather bars!!! Does there happen to be a beer bust going on?
Michael: No but it is leather pride.
Me: Yeah!!! I love leather pride!!! We’re here, we’re bound, get use to it!

So we headed to the bar. Once there we ordered up our usual, a mai-tai for me, and a white russian for Michael.
Now with drinks in hand.

Michael: Hey lets head into the back room. There is always fun people to watch back there.
Me: Yeah I love fun watching people!

The back room was quite dark. I could barely see my hand in from of my face. Sitting down on a wall bench. My
eyes started to adjust to the light. There weren’t many people in the room. The ones that were there, all were grouped
in the back. The group was made up of about 7 of the biggest hairiest bears you have ever seen, head to toe in leather.
From the group you could hear.

Voice: Oh daddy, I can’t take it anymore please stop!

From the center of the group popped this person in nothing but a leather hood. You know the ones with no eyes and
just a zipper for a mouth. The person was completely nekkid from there down. The big leather daddy helped the
person to their feet leaded him up against the wall and removed the hood. And to my surprise un-hooded stood
Shel from bobupndown.com.

I Heart Nigella Lawson!!!

I am so tired of this. Isn't the point of a blog is for your own interests? Therefore I will write how ever
in the damn well I please! "Successful Weblogging"???!!! Isn't my blog successfull cuz I like it? I think so.

I want to see Living Dolls soooo BAD it hurts!
Via Chris

I am getting a shitload of hits from people looking for Porn of Michelle Kwan. What's up with that? She didn't even win!

Sleepy Sleeperson
I can barely keep my eyes open at work today, and for no good reason.I got good sleep. Well anywho. I had a good weekend.
Friday didn’t do much. Drinks at the Kilowatt and Pilsner and then home to sleep. Up early on Sat. (well 10, early for me.)
Hung out with D all day Saturday. Saturday night went to Penny’s B-day party at Hemlock on Polk. Penny is of Penny and
Blane to friends of my good friend from high school Cathey. It was fun, didn’t stay long. After that we headed over to Ev’s place.
Where Jish was throwing a PARTE`! Maggie, Ernie, Philo, Kristin, Min Jung, Rusa, Amit and Brian. Tis a great party! I don’t think I will
ever forget Maggie stirring sangria in a garbage bin with her arm. Good times, good times. Sunday brunch with D and Scotty at
Miss Millie’s and spent the sunny part of the day in Golden Gate Park.

No porn for you…
Last night me and D where watching Channel 29 to watch the free porn. But it never happened. It was all about revolution
and the 60’s and Big Brother and such. D didn’t really care for it, I liked it. The strange thing was they played the song,
“The Revolution will not be Televised”… On TV!?

Story Time
Anne had been out with friends drinking. Anne got really drunk. Now Anne was only 14. When she got home her parents were waiting.
There sat her mother sitting on the couch, waiting, reading Time magazine upside-down. Her parents were calm. Telling her there was no point
in talking about this till morning, and to go upstairs and take a shower. Then to bed. Anne went up stairs and got in the show. Picking up
the soap she rubbed it all over but to no avail, no suds. She tried and tried. Finally picking up the family size shampoo bottle emptied
a large amount into her and started lathering up. Suds where everywhere. She had doubled in size from the bubbles. That is when she
realized she still had her cloths on.

Blog Moment
Let me say for the record that the moment that Michelle Kwan messed up her jump and hit the ice, thousands
of Chinese-American parents buried their face in their hands and cried. "JENNY-AH!" they moaned. "WHY CAN'T
YOU LEARN ICE SKATING LIKE MICHELLE KWAN?" (Parents watch in horror as Michelle Kwan completely bites
it on the ice skating rink) "Aaah, nevermind. WHY CAN'T YOU PLAY TENNIS LIKE MICHAEL CHANG?"
Via Ernie

Books from my works book exchange table.
Michael Palmer's Critical Judgment.
The Treasures and Pleasures of Hong Kong.
The Greenpeace Guide to Paper.
A Search for Sustainable Forestry -the Swedish view.
Tough-Minded Leadership. by Joe D. Batten

Blog Story
Last night after I finished a long six-hour day as director of overpaid and doing nothing marketing at Funky Faggy
Advertising Inc., I had an oh so fabulous night at Splash. Not only did I go home with my super-pumped tall, dark
and handsome dreamboat after necking for hours in the coat check line, but I managed to score five phone
numbers for later. Go me!
Normally I just skip the overrated bar scene and head straight for the circuit parties - where all of the fun is – but I
just couldn’t help myself! It had been so long and I felt all pumped from the gym…
After doing three tours of the first floor, sucking in my stomach and pushing out my chest to ensure the best
possible look in my tight, oh so butch tee shirt, I decided to head downstairs. I got cruised like twenty times,
but not just anyone gets to touch this work of art!
I met Brad in the bathroom. I was taking a leak next to some guy who was doing lines off the top of the urinal
next to me. He reached over and grabbed my dick as I finished peeing, and when my eyes rose to see his beautifully
sculpted body, dark eyes, and masculine yet seriously plastic face, it was love at first sight. Oh so fabulous!

Conversation was short:
- Hi
- Hey! What’s your name?
- Scott. And u?
- Brad
- Hey!
- Wanna go home and fuck?
- Fabulous!
Since there was a long line to retrieve our oh so fabulous coats, there was plenty of time for necking, groping, grabbing and biting.
To be continued...
Via Scott

I would love for Alexander McQueen to design my entire wardrobe.

Your friendly neighborhood porn reminder…
Anyone living in the bayarea. Tonight is free porn TV. On Channel 29 at 11:30
Yeah for free porn!

In the last extremity- to advance
or not to advance- I hear
you laughing

Here are some bits from one of my fav. sites, ScreamingMidget.com

"Someone, somewhere, coined the phrase "Jack of all trades, master of none". Someone else said "Do one thing
and do it better than anyone else." These two someones had a big fight over who was right, and then one of them
got a black eye and the other went to jail."

"Every time I move, I have to go to the stupid bank to get new cheques. Stupid cheques.
The last time I went, the lady said 'Do you want the same kind as last time?' and my robotic complacency took over
and I said 'Sure'. And then my cheques came in the mail, and they weren't like the last ones (which were plain and
green), they had a super crappy nautical theme, with big gold ropes and giant pictures of sailboats and gold foil anchor.
You pay your rent with one of those and your landlord looks at sideways as if to say 'Hey Captain Crunch, you dumb
fucker...it's like 15 hours to the ocean from here. And you play your stereo too loud. I will kill you!"

Happy B-Day Shari!!!

Since I have a hangover anyways...
Thanks to Andy for the idea to drink Bigelow Orange & Spice herb tea to settle
my tummy from having one to many drinks last night.

The story behind barbaloot.com
About 3 years ago I looked into buying barbaloot.com as my very own domain.
But being the total dork that I am, I never got around to it. Well about a year ago
it popped back into my head. But to my dismay it has been taken from me!
And there I found a site about some little boy with the nickname barbaloot.
Now the site had been put up by the kids father. Now about 6 months ago I went to
check up on the kid and the site was gone and the domain was once again
available. Hmmm... What happen to the kid. Of course a few of my friend have
concluded that the kid must have died and the father couldn't deal with having the
site up of his dead kid and took it down. Yeah I have weird friends. So what I
want to know is what did happen to the kid? If anyone visiting this site thinking
they are visiting the site of some kid (dead or not) nicknamed barbaloot. And have
any info that might help me at my quest. Please email me at geno@barbaloot.com

Crazy lady attacks delivery truck. Story at 11.
This is the story of my friend Karen going ape shit on a delivery man.
As she is crossing the street a truck is coming towards her. Even after she
makes eye contact with the driver. He continues to drive right at her.
Karen: I know you see me.
Driver: I don't see you
So what does she do? Pulls out her 6 foot umbrella and starts wailing on
the guys truck.
Karen: I know you see me, you prick!
Driver: Don't hit my truck!
Karen: Fuck off!
She starts walking around the truck beating on it with her umbrella. Till
she figures out people watching must think she is a complete nut case.
And quickly continues her walk to work...

Kristin on ownership:
Having one's own domain is
about as cool as owning real property, only you can't
live there, and the taxes are much, much cheaper.

Today on Jenny Jones... Makeovers...
Tis the season for redesigns. Two other sites have new looks:
Shel @ bobupndown
Ron @ leatheregg
Also we are promised a new design soon from:
Ernie @ littleyellowdifferent

No I am not an Olympic geek. But Joe Pack is hot!

Hottie Joe Pack wins Olympic Silver!

OMIGOD!!! My site was number 57 on blogdex today!
That is so cool!!!

sex is listening to jeff buckley whine out "even now, you're undressed in your dreams with me."
it's like the best sex song ever.
so if you haven't heard it.
damn.
you're a better man than me.
wait.
i'm a girl.
oh well.
Via Lovelylight.org

As Chris has pointed out Danny one of the contestents on CBS's Amazing Race, fav. actors is
Jeff Stryker. Hmmm... And him and his team mate are "best friends"... Umm... Yeah...

I am OSCAR.
I'm a wild and crazy guy!
Which Sesame Street Character Are You?

Just finished last night reading the manuscript for sequel to my friend Rob's book Sparkle. If you haven't
read the first book you should go NOW, and read it. And let me tell you the second one delivers!

Out of the 100 worst films of the 20th century. I have seen 52.
Via Erin

Yes my site has moved, and yes there is a new design.
Hope you like!!!

i heard about the monsters out there

it will all find its way in time
blossom, riot poof

Datura
get out of my garden
passion vine, texas sage, indigo spires saliva, confederate jasmine, royal cape plumbago,
arica palm, pygmy date plam, snow on the mountain, pink powderpuff, datura, crinum lily,
st. chrstopher’s lily, silver dollar eucalyptus, white african iris, katie’s charm rueillia, variegated
shell ginger, florida coontie, datura, ming tea, sword fern, dianella, walking iris, chocolate
cherries allamanda, awabuki viburnum

is there room in your heart
for you to follow your heart
and not need more blood
from the tip of your star

get out of my garden

walking iris, chocolate cherries allamnada, awabuki viburnun, natal plum, black
magic ti, mexican bush sage, gumbo lumbo, golden shrimp, belize shrimp, senna,
weeping sabicu, golden shower tree, golden trumpet tree, bird of paradise, come in,
variegated shell ginger, Datura, lonicera, red velvet costus, xanadu philodendron, snow
queen hibiscus, frangipani, bleeding heart, persian shield, cat’s whiskers, royal palm,
sweet alyssum, petting bamboo, orange jasmine, clitoria blue pea, downy jasmine,
Datura, frangipani

dividing Canaan
piece by piece
o let me see
dividing Canaan

Blog moment
It's like I'm 19 years old again and I'm asking homeless people outside
the 7-11 to buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey. Good times, good times.
Via Ernie

Plastic bits flying above your head
Last night the boy and I decided to try out the On* Star navigation system in his new car. (Ok I
just pressed the button, to him saying "What are you doing?) Well we come to find out On* Star
is the most jacked navigation system on the planet! They asked up where we were! Isn't the
damn thing suppose to be Global Positioning System? Doesn't that mean they find you? So
then we decided to let On* Star tell us how to get home. Well according to On* Star his
street doesn't exist in San Francisco. So by the time we helped them find us, gave them the
closest major crossing street near his place, we were all ready half way there. At that point
we thanked the guy for his help. Told him we didn't need anymore assistance, and ended the
call.

Now I saw this in person and it was funny!!!
"I found a flyer on the street a few days ago for an escort service. It's called
"Teeky's Got the Hook-Up." According to the flyer, "Teeky" offers student and
senior discounts. Sweet." -Maggie

OVERHEARD
Scenario: Two girls working at a bead store on the Haight.

Girl 1: The weirdest thing happed to me a few days ago. There’s this bum, right?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: And we start talking, and he says, “Do you mind if I ask you something?” and I’m all, “Sure.” So he’s like, “Are you on your period?”
Girl 2: GROSS!
Girl 1: I know! I’m like, “None of your business, pervo.
Girl 2: Seriously.
Girl 1: Yeah… But the weird thing was, I was.
Girl 2: On your period?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2 :Sick!
Girl 1:Isn’t that sick?
Girl 2: Well, how did he know?
Girl 1: I don’t know.
Girl 2: Weird. I wonder how he knew.
Girl 1: Yeah.
Via Maggie

Red is to Wagon as
Geno mixing his own screwdrivers is to Geno feeling like ass in the morning.

what did you feed me?

How well do you know Geno?
Find out here.

Of course this would happen to me...
I am trying to get Moveable Type to work. Of course now I am finding
that The MT scripts seem to not like working with my Java script I have designed
my whole site around.

Don't make me kick your ass!

The fine print for Choire & Philo's 100K Marathon:
"The Fine Print: Actual medals may not be made of these actual materials.
All participants who are in any way connected with the Enron Corporation were
not elligible. For "entertainment purposes only" (just like your momma). Contest
subject to Acts of God and whatever else we usually disclaim here."

Killer Pink Bear
Via Ian

Yeah! I am going to see Rufus Wainwright at The Fillmore
on March 10th.

Hustler to open club in SF on the 20th of Feb.
I can't wait to check it out!

Someone is a little obsessed with Survivor.

Geno wants jewlery.

I think we're alone now. So let me get nekkid.
Tiffany does Playboy!

Clips from Shift.com's Year in Review 2001:

"WTC disaster profiteers sell rubble and other merchandise on eBay at ridiculously
inflated prices. eBay users strike back by creating false IDs, driving the bidding way up,
and then disappearing. The lesson: Anonymity on the net can be used for good
instead of evil, children.

Or not. Disney launches an oh-so-subtle propaganda attack on file sharing. The
children's cartoon Proud Family, which airs on the Disney Network, runs an episode
in which Penny causes the downfall of the music industry using file-sharing software
called EZ Jackster. Mickey Mouse high-fives Lars Ulrich and hollers "Eff'n' A!" --
and then millions of children cry, because Ulrich looks scary."

Microsoft and the Department of Justice reach a tentative settlement. One of the terms is
that Microsoft must release a version of Windows without Internet Explorer. "Oh, you guys.
You shouldn't have. My birthday was last week," says Gates.

"AmIHotorNot.com becomes hot, then not. "

I was quite excited to see that PopBitch had made Shift.com's Top 25 Web Personalities. And they said:
"Because we have no idea who's responsible. Because every issue has at least one
milk-out-the-nose moment. Because he/she/it has almost single-handedly made
newsletters great again."
Then my happiness was bashed against the rocks when I saw Wil Wheaton is
also on the list.

Pretty darn cool...
Some one did a search for "Mulholland Dr. + Gallery + David Lynch"
And I came up #6!

The Future Is Coming--->

Behind the Music... That Sucks...
Via Chris

Such theories had reckoned without the ingenuity of the Kraft scientists, however, who
had developed a plastic covering which, while fragile enough to be torn open by a small
child, was fully compliant with UN Security Council Cheese Directive 4019/B which
specifies that plastic cheese coverings must be heat resistant enough to withstand
being dropped in boiling water, accidentally pressed with a steam iron, or strapped to
the prow of a spaceship and flown directly into the sun. The relatively meagre heat given
out by a disposable barbecue, therefore, was no match for such a material. The cheese
within the plastic, however, was heated sufficiently not only to melt, but to come to a furious
boil. Not only this, but the tiny amounts of air trapped within the cheese expanded,
inflating the parcel. An awe-struck silence (broken only by occasional belching)
fell upon the stunned onlookers.
Via Nancy

I just finished Andy's account of his trip to Israel.
It is quite amazing and moving. You all should go read it now!

During the night, They do a little trapeze walk
Until they're in the sky, Right above our heads
While we're asleep, My mother and son pour into us
Pour into us, Warm glowing oil, Into our wide open throats

I have a recurrent dream

Bagel with Lox, and two hard boiled eggs. Life is good.

Last night watched the movie "The Pillow Book".
What an amazing movie. The use of language and text in the movie is fantastic.
I highly recommend it to anyone whom has not yet seen it!

I wake up
And the day feels, Broken
I tilt my head, I'm trying to get an angle
'Cause the evening, I've always longed for
It could still happen

How do I master, The perfect day
Six glasses of water, Seven phonecalls

If you leave it alone, It might just happen
Anyway

It's not up to you

Cutest sound byte ever!!
Via Andy

(coming soon)

Quote of the weekend:
(From Sara to me)
I went to the Lusty Lady the other night. When I walked it I stepped in
something sticky. It made me think of you.
Ummmm... Ok...

I love my new Playboy briefs!

They have Zima, and now have Zima Citrus. But what happen to Zima Gold?

Not much for writing this morning…
But this weekend I did get together with, Chris, Philo, Ernie and Bill.
They all have recaps of the illegal homosexual assemble.

I just got to hold the real Olympic Torch!

Song in head
Tom Jones, "Sex Bomb"

Screw the Bloggies it is all about the Froggies!!!
And still with the Froggies some of my fav. blogs won.
Ryan @ GoateeStyle
P&C @ East/West
John @ johnny a go go
Sheldon @ the infinite journey of the cyberqueer superstar
Ron @ leatheregg
And no Wil Wheaton!!!

Porn, Ab Fab? Same diff…
So this story happened a couple of years ago. My friend and I (we will call her Betty)
were getting ready to go out. We had stopped by my place, I had gotten change.
And then headed over to her Uncles place. At the time she was living with her gay
uncle. For she had just moved to the city recently. Her Uncle wasn’t home so I plopped
my self on the couch as she started to get ready. At one point she popped her head
out of the bathroom, blush brush in hand and said “If you want to watch Ab Fab it is
in the VCR. Of course being the dork that I am, I couldn’t get the damn thing one.
So she came in the living room to help me. A couple of buttons pushed on the
remote and there we had it, PORN!!! Full on gay porn, some army porn. “OMIGOD!!”
She yelled. “I am so embarrassed, I can’t believe my Uncle was watching porn.”
Of course my reply was. “Hey he’s gay, I would be more worried if he didn’t watch porn.”
Good times, good times…